Especially when you spend your time searching for Jesus videos on youtube. You could be living on a fucking glacier and someone would still show up to talk to you about Jesus. You know damn well that wasn't what I implied. I'm going to stop here because I don't have time to go off on the rant that this is going to lead to, but I'll just throw out two things:
1) I've lived in the south the majority of my life and I have yet to find one of those crazy snake handler churches I hear so much about (and I've been looking for at least 15 years).
2) I'm sorry to hear your sister was turned into a camp counselor at gunpoint and I pray for her safe return (not personally but I'll get someone else to do it).
I have to agree with Weege here, Joe. Much as I find Christianity silly, I haven't been assaulted with it a whole lot. For all the religious people, I feel it's really not so bad here as some atheists or other secular folks like to make it out. Unless you go around shouting, "Fuck your retarded beliefs, you fat red neck shits. I hope you all fucking die while praying to your dead god! Only scunts believe in Jebus anymore," most people find atheists more a curiosity than anything. I just don't state my beliefs (or lack thereof) unless asked most of the time.