[Joe]

Hi, I'm Joe, this is where you'll just fantasize about your NMRiH wet dreams. All you do is bring up your own visions you dream N o M o r e R o o m i n H e l l to have. Get into it!

I'll go first...

Ummm, I am walking up a hill. It's dark and the grass almost seems bright yet still so dark. Crickets are at a constant cricketing with faint continuous wind followed by continual thunder in the background. Once I reached the top of the hill, I look down and see the offset of a small village with torched lights around. The grassy, wooden houses were mostly unlit with a few with inner lights on. I make my way downwards and I see a shadowy figure walking in the far distance into the village. I do not worry as it is too far off. I try to imagine how the place must be during the daylight but for some reason, it seems it had been abandoned almost slightly. Some bushes and trees as well as other larger village buildings block off what seems like a cabin and I spy a tent in the other long distance.

In fear of being surprised, though I know and feel I could just keep my eyes peeled, I hurry to light any torch or lantern I pass by, quickly lighting up the areas. I felt sure someone or creature must be aware of my presence or someone's presence by now. I enter a walk way upwards through rocky walls. I briefly think about the shadowy figure I had seen in the distance. The path is getting dark and not many torches are provided to light.

When I reached the top of the small path way, I notice the furthering on of brush of trees and bushes and a subtle, nicely lit cabin. What's that? I hear a loud screech! I turn around and in the counter fork I didn't notice next to the path I came from is a zombie sprinting at me! I had to quickly arm my weapon a second before it may have viciously attacked!

I quickly scurry towards the lit cabin and the winds go to a far faint while in the silent place. I hear an eerie stepping pattern from one of the nearby rooms and see an arm appear. Then, the body and the sick face of a zombie. I popped a cap in that messer and now I am in full alert, conscious action mode! Another runner runs out of the hall and runs into the wall and quickly heads straight towards me and I fire 3 rounds on impulse! I already feel wary of my ammo, as I enjoy taking care of plenty. Where's the food? In my extreme nature, I look around for some good grub. The fridge, all of it is spoiled. This whole area has been blighted and abandoned... or possessed by a fucking infection! I wonder if the other village has any other type of food that may last longer.

When I reach the front door, I already see a zombie creeping mid-way close from the two paths I came from followed by two more zombies. *PAT PAT* I tell myself, "screw this village, I'm going to check it for food and goods and I'm leaving!" I return to the lower village and hear a longing slight thunder in the distant sky of the night and wind shuffles the fire of the torches of the villages and I see more of these things but they don't intimidate me because I got my gat, see? I make my way to the first house and skim through their belongings and fire down to of them arseholes and head to the next. More of them seem to come but I am quick and I got bread, chia seeds, and nuts. I just want some more food. The zombies are getting more compact and Augh! I died...

[Maxx]

joe, you frighten an d amaze me

[weege.]

Maxx walks into the room wearing nothing but a smile. I put on my robe and wizard hat...

[The Reverend]

...and the magic appears in a form of sexual confrontation.

[VladimirVanVodka]

...And then I walk in by pure coincidence whilst holding your mother, and tell you two to get some real jobs and get the hell out of your mother's room!

[survivorpoptart]

Then I, a zombie bull, burst into your mom's room and show sheer disappointment at the lack of zombie cows.

[Gothic]

Then Suddenly i walk in with 2 big dildo's size 30 and the window blows open, The sudden blast of air makes my hair blow like baywatch. Suddenly hitler walks in and shout's "Fegelien" as i say *puts sunglasses on* "Who's next?"

[sotapoika]

..and that's the correct time for me to show up with my minigun and Duke Nukem face I got from plasticsurgery. As I began to fire the russian holding the mother, my zipper opens and suddenly..

[Sn1pe]

the end

[Porkchop]

Alternate Ending: A horde of Sn1pes infest the city. The horde is almost as big as me, about 9 inches.

[Joe]

Sequel:

[Moody]

Joe, on 15 June 2010 - 10:10 PM, said:

Sequel:

I accidentally the game and start breathing manually (which all of you are now doing as well).

[Infr4mer]

[VladimirVanVodka]

sotapoika, on 05 June 2010 - 12:47 PM, said:

..and that's the correct time for me to show up with my minigun and Duke Nukem face I got from plasticsurgery. As I began to fire the russian holding the mother, my zipper opens and suddenly..

bah, don't you know bullets only work on Germans?

the only way to kill us is to beat us in a wholesome moltidough™ duel.

the one who wins gets the others left testicle, no Tax or S&H.

EDIT: other alternative ending: After a long battle between good and evil, good prevails and Stalin finally defeats Hitler by stuffing 11 pounds of pure unrefined Spätzle in his nostrils, admitting defeat; Hitler straps himself on the bedpost and moans at Gothic: "Ya....Take ze Scheiße auf meine brust und schlag mich ein großes!..."

[Joe]

Another idea or vision of NMRiH Be in mind that this idea is not an expectation like years ago but an idea, merely, of my dreams.

It's not exactly a fancy house but really nice design and placement of rooms, steps, etc. of a middle class house out in the urban. I am walking around and I hear tension of moans outside. The crickets are loud and I hope I can spot a bull frog outside one day. The tension is louder. I walk down two steps into the kitchen area around the laundry room and push open the door and see more zombies than expected! My emotions feel dull and weak but the dread is my only motivation to alert the others and fend them off. I don't live here and it seems there is more to this house than I can see in its peculiar design. They will only come in more numbers in more directions over time. Will we be able to survive in this area of an ironic zombie habitat of great numbers?

This idea doesn't give many clues on how to win but there is a way to win. However, its design is only supposed to compensate for the low or medium-low survival rate of a hard survival map.